Friday, June 1, 2012

Vegas Bitches...

It's that time again lovelies, time for Mama to blow this joint and vamonos to Las Vegas. I'll be up at the crack of a$$ on Saturday morning to fly down for 3 nights and days away from my children enjoying the hot Nevada sun. 


I'll let you in on a little secret,,, Mama had a pretty important birthday last week and though it makes me a little sadz to be out of my "early thirties", this girls getaway is a total consolation.

Am I ready to go?
Let's review the check list...


*-American cash - CHECK

*-SPF 40 sunscreen - CHECK

*-Trashy gossip celeb mags for the flight/ pool- CHECK

*-White jeans, white skirts and espadrille sandals- CHECK
(it is after May Long Weekend/ Memorial Day after all...)

*-Pre-trip spray tan- CHECK
(no one should have to see this sort of Canadian post-winter-skin-paleness)

*- Strong desire to drink numerous fruity/slushy adult beverages- CHECK

*-Extensive and overly detailed plan of attack for shopping and outlet malls -CHECK

*- Foot Pain/Blister first-aid kit including, band aids, moleskin, foldable ballet flats, orthotic insoles, and every other product ever made by Dr. Scholls -CHECK

*-Hang-over management program including Advil, Gravol, Gatorade and massive amounts of water intake -CHECK

*-Guilt about leaving my kids for a few days- CHECK
(mommy guilt is unavoidable...)

That should cover it. 
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We managed to get a super cheap package on hotel/flight and we're staying at the Mirage, going on a "club crawl" to avoid the lines and cover, and we're even taking in a totally tacky Vegas-y type show.

{Volcanoes. that's right...}

{I'll blow a kiss to Cher and GaGa for you...}


I.Am.Excited.
What's your favorite thing to do in Vegas...is it eating half your weight in dessert at the buffets, shopping till you can't feel your feet, sitting by the pool while trying avoid a second degree burn in the sun or is it gambling your much deserved tax return away?

Share! As always I love to hear about your recommendations and must-do lists!
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6 comments:

Marie a la Mode said...

Vegas!!! I LOVE VEGAS! One of my favorite places on earth! Have so much fun! I'm pretty sure the first picture is the pool from The Flamingo which is where i always stay : ) Make sure you do lots of shopping at the Premiere Outlets! Happy Birthday!

Nikosmommy said...

Actually the mirage and flamingo pools are super similar...waterfalls and palm trees!

Dorota said...

happy birthday!!!! you look like 25 and i hate you (in a good way ;)) so stop complaining ;)))
ok, i´ve never been to vegas, sad face. all over europe but no vegas. $$$ from europe. but hey i´m going to rome in 2 weeks...does that count?
have fun, shop, drink and gamble like there´s no tomorrow, haha!
xx doro

hotpants™ said...

I've never been. There's rumors that Britney is working out a deal to headline a show at one of the casinos. If she does, I'll be booking a flight.

Blushingloves Irene Greece said...

Happy birthday mama!!and forget about guilts lady..I'm sure your kids missed you ,but hey mama have fun for a while!everybody needs that!
kisses doll 'mou" and hope to see you soon!!!!

xxxx

Sara Louise said...

I have never been to Vegas and want to go so bad!! Hope you have a fantastically fabulous time! Happy birthday x

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