Kim K, you've let me down....

There is something very wrong right now with my "diet", aka "Massive Weight Loss 2010".  After eating everything in sight indulging while in Hawaii, I kinda figured that my usual shock-tactic-guerilla-style diet of eating super low-cal in the days immediately after coming home would solve my weight gain woes. So last week was fine, I lost most of the L-B'sss I gained while away. And THEN I decided to try Quick Trim...the diet cleanse/burn product that Kim Kardashian is whoring selling everywhere these days. If it worked for Kim it has to work for me, riiiiight? Wrong.

{Oh Mama felt the extreme burn alright....}

Dang you Kim. I was on your junk for two measly days on the weekend and my tummy is still crying out. What should I expect from something that is a "burn/cleanse" product. The name alone should set off some alarms bells.  But if it's good enough for Kim, riiiiight? Wrong wrong wrong! This devil-drug with it's witchcraft blend of "herbs" and "natural" ingredients has my poor tummy howling.
 As a professional dieter (yeah I've earned my professional 'designation' after birthing Kid #2, I should know better then to expect any sort of positive weight loss result from anything other then hard work, hunger, and dedication to following a balanced eating plan.) But there's always something in the back of my head that buys into the idea that there just might be a quick fix out there. Quick trim is not this.  My bowels would kindly like their money back KIM.
I should just stick with the other product Kim K. is pushing,,, the new salads at Carls' Jr.

{I still lurve you Kim, no hard feeling's ok?}